It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher greeted the class and said,
"Let's begin by reviewing some American history.
Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me death?'"

She saw only a sea of blank faces, except for that of Toshiba, who had his hand up.

"Patrick Henry, 1775," said the boy.

"Now," said the teacher,
"Who said 'Government of the people, by the people,
for the people shall not perish from the earth'?"

Again, no response except from Toshiba:
"Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

The teacher snapped at the class,
"You should be ashamed. Toshiba, who is new
to our country, knows more about it than you do."

As she turned to write something on the blackboard, she heard a loud whisper:
"Damned Japanese."

"Who said that?" she demanded.

Toshiba put his hand up.
"Lee Iacocca, 1982," he stated.

At that point, feeling completely disgusted by Toshiba's classroom superiority, a student in the back sighed,
"I'm gonna throw up".

Again the teacher asks,
"Who said that?".

And again, Toshiba raises his hand and says
"George Bush to Japanese Prime Minister, 1991".

Now furious, another student yells,
"Oh yeah? Well suck my ..."

Once again, it is Toshiba with the answer,
"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997".

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Vor einigen Jahren habe ich von einem Bekannten, der Witze aus dem Internet sammelte, jeden Tag ein Email mit ein bis 3 Witzen erhalten.
Nach ca 2 Jahren war dann sein Vorrat erschöpft und er hat den Service wieder eingestellt.
Gestern habe ich in dem Ordner mit diesen Emails etwas anderes gesucht und dabei diesen Witz gelesen, wieder herzlich gelacht und mir gedacht, ich möchte meine Freunde und Kollegen im FF an diesem Lachen teilhaben lassen.

After a night of work, a hooker comes home to where she lives with her mother and her grandmother, both of whom are retired hookers.
"How was your night, dear?" says the mother.
"Not too good," says the hooker. "All I got was $20.00 for a blow job."
"Twenty dollars?" says the mother, "why in my day we only charged two dollars!"
"And in my day," says the grandmother, "we were grateful just to get something warm in our stomachs!"